The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
