Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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