can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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