dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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