i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My liver just had a heart attack.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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