so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
