My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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