She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Ladies don't puke and tell
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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