I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Randomize
