How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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