I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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