Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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