I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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