Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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