So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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