your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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