you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
its liver damage thursday
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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