he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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