Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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