How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
