Me. At least after what I've been through.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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