I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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