you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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