Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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