I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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