the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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