If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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