It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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