im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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