I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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