this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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