Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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