since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She's the barista slut.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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