Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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