She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
The ass gains better be worth it
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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