we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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