The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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