we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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