David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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