whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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