Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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