i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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