fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Randomize