I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
