hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
3pm strippers are depressing
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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