No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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