Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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