Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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