awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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