I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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