Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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