You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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