we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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