So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
